Cooper, Tsuritsa

FULL NAME:
→ Tsuritsa Cooper

AGE:
→ Twenty-Six

SEX:
→ Female

BIRTH PLACE:
→ Milosh, Maginea, Gelemort

RACE:
→ Gelemortian: Doe'an

DEPARTMENT:
→ Dragonriders (Air Force)

DATE OF BIRTH:
→ February 15th, 1986



HEIGHT:
→ 5 ft 5

WEIGHT:
→ 116 lbs

PICTURE:
→

Spoiler:

DESCRIPTION:
→ Tsuritsa is a small framed woman, with a nice figure, but nothing particularly astounding. She is a Doe'an, full-blooded, and as such bears the darker skin and vermillion eyes of her race, despite the fact that Gelemort, the land of her people, is almost entirely comprised of fair-skinned people, with the exception of the Doe'an, whose culture is closely related to the Ishvallans of the Great Desert, bordering Amestris. Her hair is black and curly, often styled in a high ponytail, and is streaked heavily with crimson dye. Beneath her hair lies a somewhat sharp and pointed nose, and between hair and nose, a pair, not of eyes, but of mirrored aviators, both her trademark style, and a touching memento of tragedy past.

She often wears a T-shirt or tank top displaying some form of relation to a band or genre, often either something depicting Insane Clown Posse, or a tank top featuring Molly McCafferty. She also tends to wear a necklace consisting of a steel chain and a small black and white clown head, grinning Joker-ishly and glaring at whoever views the jewelry. In addition, she will wear either black leather jeans, some form of tights, or a pleated skirt of some form.


PERSONALITY:
→ Tsuritsa is... Complex. For one, she is a strict devotee of the Rule of Cool. If it adds even ONE measley awesome point, she will go great lengths to do it. She is also rather loving, and hugs people she likes. A lot. Yada blah, stuff. NOW. She's ALSO a giant metalhead, as anyone will IMMEDIATELY notice. She is incredibly serious about her music. Say Megadeth sucks within earshot of her. I dare you. Because she WILL napalm your house. No joke. The one thing she loves MORE than metal is Insane Clown Posse. Tsuritsa is, by all definitions, THE ultimate ICP fan. She is a Juggalette, born and bred, and will rather OFTEN wear clown facepaint for no purpose but to chill, sit back and get cozy with the ICP CDs in her player, as she enjoys a sparkling glass of Faygo. In addition to her love of metal and ICP, she is ALSO a major Trekkie. She has memorized the vast majority of Star trek scripts, to the extent she can recall scenes from memory, if needed. Good for boring meetings with her boss, actually, as she can just replay the episodes in her brain.

And I know what you may be thinking; shouldn't this all go under LOVE instead of PERSONALITY...? Well, yes and no. These are a few of many things that comprises her personality. She IS her obsessions. But above all, her GREATEST obsession is flight. She loves the sense of flying, everything about it; the freedom of moving through air, supported on nothing but a pair of powerful slabs of material and a propellor, the power to whoosh by the world's biggest cities in minutes, the thrill of a hard nose dive. Everything. There is no good, bad, and ugly to flying; Tsuritsa only sees the good in flying. Mind you, she knows the danger of flying, and much of her fourteenth year of life STILL haunt her to this day (as explained in history. ;D) But she decides not to let it bother her, and witha fierce determination, and a bold, strong optimism, she can never frown or cry when she is floating on the breezes.

LOVE:
→ Flying, Her plane, Insane Clown Posse (Tsuritsa is a VERY PROUD Juggalette...), Faygo, Her cousin, Bronze, Guitar Hero, Star Trek, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Manowar, Molly McCafferty, The Dead Kennedys, System of a Down, Music that involves a guitar, in general, with exceptions, Xbox360, Modding her Xbox360, Modding her Guitar Hero games, Binary Code, Computers, Bubble Wrap, Aviators, Leather, The smell of fresh oil in the morning, Her wrench, The sound of starting up her propeller, Innuendos and other forms of dirty jokes, Travelling, Playing Minesweeper, Hanging around the hangar at Fort Rose, Nice hats, Cheetos, Writing, Play by Post Roleplaying, Forums, Habaneros and Chili peppers, Dangerous activities, Being addressed as "Psycho woman", "Crazy idiot" or "Dang fool!" Though Tsuritsa usually works well, as would Tsu., The movie, "Flyboys", The circus, Photographs, and Other things

HATE:
→ Pop., Rap that isn't Insane Clown Posse, Two Live Crew, or Nate Dogg., Bieber., Twilight., This so called Cretan Country music., Those who play false metal., Mashed potatoes without butter content of 20% or over., Not having her aviators., Enemy pilots and their boring fighter jets., Having to shoot down enemy pilots. Q.Q, Getting shot down. :|, Tom Morello, but only because he's a pain to beat at first, on Guitar Hero Three., Rock Band. Guitar Hero for life, y'know?, Playstation 3 and the Wii., Noobs, The band, Anorexia Nervosa., Screamo., Emos SCENE KIDS. D<., The Emo GENRE., People dogging on her music., Getting scratches on Aces High, Mechanics who scratch Aces High, Having to apologize for making the aforementioned mechanics into quadriplegics FOR scratching Aces High., Google, Having to use a plane that ISN'T Aces High, Having to drive a car, Car sickness, People getting flight sick on Aces High, Loud eaters, People who call every loud song with guitar "Heavy Metal", People who can't recite the various subgenres of metal as if they were the alphabet, Pansies, Sellouts, Hypocrites, Anti-Aircraft guns, The scene in Flyboys when Porter died. T^T Also, the scene where Cassidy suicide-bombed the zeppelin, dying a hero. Tsuritsa will cry at these points in the movie, even if the second of the two is probably the second most epic moment in the entire movie., Those who aren't down with the clown, Wasting Faygo... It is her life blood. o.o, and Other things

IDOL:
→ Baron Manfred von Richtofen
→ Daron Malokian
→ Captain Kirk
→ Dan Donegan
→ Gotfried Wilhelm Leibiniz
→ Weird Al Yankovic
→ Freddie Mercury
→ Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope


HISTORY:
→ Born into a family of great circus renown, or rather, an extended family of this renown, Tsuritsa Cooper, born to a Gerald Cooper and Maria Cooper, grew up alongside the famous Degan family, her aunt being the renowned Raciel Degan, with light shows to astound. But for those, she cared little; she liked the clowns. Well, the clowns, yes, but one other thing... One other thing was calling to her... That was the air show.

It was a small air show, mind you, two planes, both with highly trained pilots. But still... It astounded, amazed, entranced young Tsuritsa. At five years of age, she already knew what she'd wanted to do. Every show, she watched these magnificent spectacles, as the plane swooped dangerously low, spinning, spinning, hurtling towards sudden and impending doom and then, just in the nick of time, it flew right back up, skyward again, performing a flip, flying upside down for a moment, flipping back upside-right, doing barrel rolls, everything, the works. And one day, she got the lifetime chance to take a ride with one of these pilots. He'd seen her watching, always in awe, and he'd offered to take her up, do some tricks, and take her back down. SImple, really, but to a little girl obsessed with flight? It was the most exhilhirating ride in her life, even having now flown for about twelve years of her life.

And that was why she left the circus she'd grown to love, said good-bye to her family, and gone to the Dragonriders' Academy in Neigé Monde, city of transport, and home of the school of flight in Gelemort. It was a rigorous training, and lasted two years, but she learned quick and did well. Mind you, she'd have never done half as well had she not met Adrian Branch. Adrian was a boy, fourteen as she was, who was never without his cool. Shades donned every day, he went nowhere without his gray hoodie, and let his blonde hair grow long and wild. He taught Tsuritsa of metal, and horrorcore rap, of the magical place in Creta called Detroit, land of greats like Eminem, Alice Cooper, and most importantly, ICP. He also helped teach her other cool stuff, and let her in on some of his less "cool" passions, such as online roleplaying and Star Trek. She became enamoured by computers, of course, and extensively learned coding and other things, as if "White and Nerdy" by one Weird Al Yankovic were a checklist. And of course, Adrian helped her learn how to fly.

And one fateful day, a week and five days before her sixteenth birthday, a month and four days before the end of flight school, she and Adrian went up in a routine drill, one often practiced. She soon landed on the strip, but when he didn't soon follow, she was puzzled. Turning back, she saw with alarm, his plane was sepping thick black smoke. It came down like a meteor, the dust it churned being sufficient to smother the flames within, if only for a little while. Unlike instructions, she noted upon dashing over, he hadn't killed himself when he started crashing, to spare himself the agony of fiery death, as most militants did. She was there, though, as he gave his last words, and he gave her his glasses, telling her to stay cool and never forget him. He died with a wink and grin on his face as Tsuritsa poured her heart out by the wreckage, not moving until the flight instructor dragged her away. Until this day, she's always worn those glasses...

The next period of her life was pretty routine. She graduated flight school, flying rainbow colors, and became a pilot for the Gelemortian military, per her enlistment in flight school, which required four years service after graduation. Next, she'd planned to return to the circus, but... Well, duty called; during those four years, planes were utilized against Esparia. Flying the plane she'd worked so lovingly on for so long, she made a number of successful kills and came home a hero. And she waned to do it again.

So instead of pursuing her old dream, she had a new one; to become the top fighter ace on Earth! Over time, she became the best in Gelemort, heck, the whole northern hemisphere! But one man... Ooh, one man, she couldn't outfly... Toss Ivanovich... But one of these days... ONE OF THESE DAYS. BY THE ETERNAL AWESOMENESS OF VIOLENT J AND SHAGGY 2 DOPE, SHE WOULD TOP ALL OF HIS FLIGHT RECORDS! BYAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!



TRIVIA:
→ Has been known to watch Star Trek WHILE FLYING...
→ Hates paperwork... And her boss...
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→ Photographic memory when it comes to text; she remembers everything she's ever read, verbatim. She could, if bothered to do so, recite all of the works of Shakespeare, the Holy Bible, and Icke's Children of the Matrix, without breaking a sweat, nor her speaking pace or tone.
→ Other than text? She can barely remember where she left her shoes yesterday.
→ Has gunned down 37 planes in her flying history, a total of around 132 casualties, rom the enemy pilots and crewman to enemy soldiers whom were stricken by wreckage, and including the crew of a airship she once downed.
→ The aviators she wears were given to her a fellow pilot the day he crashed his plane and died in flight camp, when she was fourteen; since then, she doesn't even take them off to sleep.
→ Is a bit of a prankster
→ Can play guitar, bass, violin, and the Drachman balalaika.
→ Can say "You can't kill the metal, the metal will live on!" in any language short of Xerxian, Tiberian, and true Rouenian. Thank you Jack Black...
→ Speaks Ishvallan (Doe'ann Dialect), Rouenian (Gelemortian Dialect), Klingon, and Binary Code. Can understand Sign Language, Cretan, Esparian, and Lokhyn, but can't actually communicate in those languages.




ALIAS:
→ Jay

OTHER CHARACTERS:
→ I play twelve other characters, and they're all characters! I don't feel like typing who they are. (But in case you wonder, they are Jay, Kean, Ini, Sec, Nyx, Anim, Lily, Wolfy, Molly, Tas, Red, Einy, Valdis, and NOW Tsuritsa.)

CREATOR'S COMMENTS:
→ >w> A walking Nerdcyclopedia had a baby with Insane Clown Posse, and taught it how to fly. Add a touch of attitude and a dash of metal!~

CUSTOM RANK:
→ SNIPPY IS A SHOE

Spoiler:

REVISE

1. Picture: Fix it!
2. Can you type out DOB I can't really read it like that.
3. HISTORY?! ...PUT WIP IN IT IF YOU'RE NOT DONE DAMMIT
4. Other characters: You have to type them all out.

July 15th is your archive date.

Extending til 30th.

TOSSAPPROVED


We need to talk about Ishvallan (Doe'ann Dialect) and Klingon.