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Spade's ULTIMATE Shit (booze included)

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Spade's ULTIMATE Shit (booze included)

Post by Spade Aeries on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:41 pm


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CASE FILE: Custom Weapon

Spade Aeries
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NAME:
→ Sustenance
→ Banger
→ Watch
→ The Womanizer Mobile
→ Smokes
→ Shades

TYPE:
→ Alcohol
→ Gun
→ Watch
→ Car
→ Cigarettes
→ Sunglasses

FORM:
→ Beer
→ Snub-nosed revolver
→ Watch constructed to contain wire
→ Caterham Super 7
→ Lucky Strike
→ Aviators

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BRIEFING:
→ Beer is the world's most widely consumed and probably the oldest of alcoholic beverages. It is produced by the brewing and fermentation of starches, mainly derived from cereal grains—most commonly malted barley, although wheat, maize (corn), and rice are widely used. Some of humanity's earliest known writings refer to the production and distribution of beer: the Code of Hammurabi included laws regulating beer and beer parlours, and "The Hymn to Ninkasi", a prayer to the Mesopotamian goddess of beer, served as both a prayer and as a method of remembering the recipe for beer in a culture with few literate people. Today, the brewing industry is a global business, consisting of several dominant multinational companies and many thousands of smaller producers ranging from brewpubs to regional breweries. The strength of beer is usually around 4% to 6% alcohol by volume (abv) though may range from less than 1% abv, to over 20% abv in rare cases.

→ It has a barrel length of less than three inches. It was a popular type of firearm with undercover police officers due to its compact size and easy handling. Spade used it during his time when he was a detective and carried it over to his time being an alkahestrist. It's nice brown, rustic cowboy look fits Spade well. He also likes keeping the silver of it shiny so he can show it off to the ladies.

→ It is a normal-looking watch, but it acts like a dog leash or a tape measure for steel wire. He can pull out the wire and carefully construct a web of death for his enemies or to string around high things in order to pull himself up them or swing from roofs, etc. This is Spade's main weapon of choice.

→ A dark green Caterham Super 7 1994 roofless race car imported from a faraway land. It features the long cockpit that also fit tall drivers of up to approx 190 cm. Engine is the venerable Ford 1600 'Kent' cross flow coupled to a 5 speed gearbox and with live rear axle. It has full weather gear and is a left hand drive car.

→ Jesus, they're cigarettes what more do you want?! They contain nicotine and calm people the fuck down. Spade purchases Lucky Strike for the express purpose of there being 'lucky' in the name. He actually like Marlboro better, but Lucky Strike wore on him and now he can't buy anything else. He smokes like a smoke stack since cutting down on booze.

→ Uhmm this is his prized possession. No, he doesn't sleep in them, but he comes close. They are found within view on his person at all times, whether atop his head or where sunglasses are typically found (duh). Spade isn't Spade without his sunglasses.

PICTURE:
Beer:
Spoiler:

Gun:
Spoiler:

Watch:
Spoiler:


Seven:
Spoiler:
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Smokes:
Spoiler:

Shades:
Spoiler:

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SPECIAL ABILITIES:

→ You drink it.
→ You shoot it.
→ You strangle people with it.
→ You drive it.
→ You smoke it.
→ You wink behind it.
All of which are definitely special abilities.

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Last edited by Spade Aeries on Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:12 pm; edited 5 times in total

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Post by Csilla Angelis on Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:25 am

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Silly Spade with his beer and cigarettes.

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