Nikolaus's diary

(Some long time ago in the past, maybe in the month of October, probably a couple of years ago)

I was eating one day my favorite cereal branch when the nastiest piece of work to curse my presence came along and looked at me, or more like just moved his head to see in my direction. His eyes were closed often, so I immediately could tell he was Xingese. A dirty rice eater who has DARED come in my presence.

From that day I swore to kill him by sabotaging our missions since I hate him so very much ever since I saw him. Ever since I was told THAT YELLOW FACED BASTARD WAS MY PARTNER! My last partner died by the hands of the Xingese, well they chased us off anyways or was it a long trek in the desert? I don't remember. But I know that I ate her at a point and she is a part of me now, in my stomach that is, all in the name of survival.

This despicable slit eyes could never replace her, whom I happened to have just eaten as if she was expendable. He will rue the day he has ever greeted me with the most cordial and nicest of greetings that no man could ever find themselves to be disgusted in, yet I did. He is pure evil, he kills people with a sword, or something. I heard tales of his stupidity retardation, they call it insanity, but I know he is butt fugly dumb. So he won't notice that later on today I rigged his locker and food with explosive proximity mines. That'll kill him off and I'll be given a NON-XING PARTNER whose name does not sound extremely butt retarded like someone is greeting you with a 'Hey' and later saying 'Bye'.