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Cleverbot: The Saga of Frodo and Aurel

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Cleverbot: The Saga of Frodo and Aurel

Post by Jay Furor on Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:23 am

User: AUREl, COME HITHER! LET US FROLIC IN THE MEADOWS! 8D.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: AUREL, COME HITHER! LET US FROLIC IN THE MEADOWS OF RESEMBOOL! 8D.

Cleverbot: Frodo, don't wear the ring; I know it's very tempting, but the dark riders, they'll know you're there. Many spies have many eyes.

User: GOOD POINT, AUREL! D8 I should've thought of that! Whatever would I do without you!?

Cleverbot: I think I'm going to stop talking to you soon. You're not very good yet.

User: Please don't suck me intoa black hole, I beg of you! I have thirteen wives and two children to not pay taxes on! T^T.

Cleverbot: You have children!

User: Of course, Aurel. 8D Didn't I tell you that a while ago?

Cleverbot: No, not at all... My dream is that someday I can walk away from all of my insanity.

User: That's pretty deep, dude... OMG, AUREL LOOK OUT! ASSASSINS!

Cleverbot: Don't know them.

User: Me either! C'mon, let's engage them in combat! D< You with me, Aurel?

Cleverbot: I can do that!

User: GOOD! *punches assassin in the throat* Aurel, use your trident!

Cleverbot: What did I do to deserve that?

User: I forget. *stabs assassin in the kidney* I can't say I know the origin of your trident, I'm afraid. ^^;; But use it to defeat the other assassin!

Cleverbot: Interesting response.

User: AUREL! Throw me your trident! It is of VITAL URGENCY! We haven't much time left!

Cleverbot: Yes we have.

User: We do? Oh, well that's a relief. *snaps assassin's neck*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well, we need a lot more time to train before we are at a high enough level to take on... The Final Boss. O.o.

Cleverbot: I don't like parties. I'd rather play video games.

User: As would I, Aurel; but we must do what we must to survive. Perhaps if we slay the final boss, the seventeen and a half headed dragoon, we can play Super Mario. ^^.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: GLORIOUS!

Cleverbot: Its swell isn't it.

User: NOW, ONWARD, AUREL! ONWARD TO THE TRAINING MONTAGE RECORDING STUIDO!

Cleverbot: I don't really care for Jane Austen; I think she was a snob.

User: Muchly agreed. Agent? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, no Jane Austen. You cut her contract yesterday? SPLENDID! Well, Aurel, nothing left to do but have an epic training montage. You ready, old chum?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: RIGHT! *begins training montage too awesome to put into word form!*.

Cleverbot: Of course but sometimes there doesn't need to be a point for something to be interesting.

User: *ends montage, all sweaty and muscley* Indeed, Aurel.

Cleverbot: And who do you think you are running 'round leaving scars.

User: Aww... <3 You knew it was my birthday today and that I love Christina Perri's 'Jar of Hearts' Aurel, you're the best! 8D.

Cleverbot: Which will not do you any good, given the fact you signed a contract which entitles me to your soul.

User: Oh, I know THAT. Lol You think I'd forget? XD.

Cleverbot: You could be human, but then again, you could be computer. Could you please tell me?

User: I'm as human as you are, Aurel, my friend... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Which is to say, as you are a Bearer, I am a polar bear.

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: Ah, nothing... Memories, is all... *wipes away single man-tear*.

Cleverbot: *happy*.

User: *happy as well*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries with Aurel* I love you, man. I'd take a bullet for you, bro. *bro-hug*.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-).

User: Ahaa... Always he philosophical one, Schwartz... :') C'mon. We have a dragon to slay...

Cleverbot: No, we don't. I know you're married to that awful, awful man!

User: What!? But... But how could you know that!? IT WAS FOR THE MONEY, I SWEAR!

Cleverbot: No, he has Alzheimers.

User: I know, I know, I'm a horrible person... T^T Aurel, please forgive me... I've been a bad friend... I'm... I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: Which movie?

User: You're right! Let's go see a movie! :D.

Cleverbot: I have to look after my cousin.

User: TO BE CONTINUED...

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